With a hurry not seen since his time in the Crimean War - Monsieur Montpellier is preparing himself for the Edinburgh Festival! Sticky tape, coathangers, bed sheets, charity shops - its shaping up to be one of the most expensive shows on the Fringe!
In other news - Montpellier has just invented a cure for swine flu but is in complex negotiations with GlaxoSmithKline over some small details. Apparently GlaxoSmithKlineMontpellier!!! is a rubbish name for a major pharmaceutical giant.
Le Cabaret is learning to play golf.
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